Beach Boff

When I first saw this I thought it was Billy Idol, so much like Adam Sandler did in the movie "The Wedding Singer", I said to myself "You go, Billy!"

But it's not. The only thing better than that being Billy Idol is if that was me. :)

Watch the Birdie

These chicks be like "What's it going to do next?"

That's Hardly Going to Keep You Warm

Is "Bottomless Female, Nude Male" a genre?

3 Trim(med) Beach Babes

I only wish I was the photographer.

Reverse Curve

Ha!  It almost looks like she's reclining on his dick.

Beach Beverages

Let's see if Goggle blocks this post (actually, putting it behind a SECOND content warning message). They've done that already to 3 of my posts without saying why (other than a nebulous "violating terms of service"). But I'm seeing a pattern here of when a penis comes into contact with a mouth. So if this is flagged, then we'll know. 

 

Come on Goggle, it's porn, and this is 2022. (And my entire blog is already behind an adult content warning!) 

 

It looks like this blonde is going to extract a cum load, then wash it down with a beer.

 

(By the way, her bra is doing absolutely nothing.)

Beachcom[b]ing

Here's a few pictures from the "Privates in Public" blog, which sadly, seems to have been removed in the past 3 weeks.

I'm glad I pinched a few photos before it went away.

All Alone

That takes some of the excitement out of it, but these two look like they would not be deterred, no matter how many people were around.

Propped Up

This beach looks more like mud than sand, but does any of that really matter? 

 

No one's going to be building any sand castles today. If anything, we need a moat for this lovely lady's comfort.

Pass the sunscreen!

Marvelous Flotation Devices

Just. Wow.

Her boobs are almost as big as the depth of her torso!

She's gonna need to scoop out some sand under that towel, to make room.

Vacation Paradise

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While the Wives Are Away, They WILL Play

"We tell them NOTHING. As far as they know, we're on a business trip."

Couple On the Beach Are Both Hard

This babe looks very familiar. I can't decide if she's a relative, or someone I once worked with.

Cumshow for the Ladies

So while my wife was strolling on the beach, I stayed back on our blanket. 

No lie, I came just from these two watching me. I didn't touch myself once!

I so wanted them to come over, but they just sat there making comments.

Staying Hydrated

Oh, yeah...

By the Sea

She reminds me of a girl I knew in college named Becky.

(If that is her, then I wasted a lot of opportunities.) :(

Beach Adventure

Pretty Asian babe getting double-teamed on the beach.

These are just 2 random men that came by. Her husband was glad he brought his camera along.

You're Getting Sand In Your Hair!

This wasn't intended as a nude beach, but these two found a secluded spot away from the crowd to conduct their business.

Most Popular Girl on the Beach

My wife's sister likes to take pictures. She also likes the beach. And, she likes to get nude. 

Therefore, LOGICALLY, this is my wife's sister.

The posted sign DIDN'T say "No sex", so...

I must be going to the wrong beaches, because I've never seen this.

Help a blogger out, please.

A Long Day at the Beach

I don't think there's anything more to say!

Family Vacation

While the wife sleeps, her sister takes full advantage.